-not buying the right brand of generic coffee creamer.
-not ironing the lab coats properly or pretreating them with a stain lifter.
-taking two days off for not having a car in drivable condition.
-sass mouthing the VPs.
-dressing like a slob.
things that have seemingly gone unnoticed:
-my friends faxing me gay porn.
-purchases on the company card.
-hiding glue traps in the ceiling and hiding in general.