Monday, August 31, 2009

I hope it burns to the ground

LA is on fire. Have you heard? Looks like a baby mushroom cloud just sitting in the sky.

This might be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

this week I hate

batteries and brake pads. two things designed to do nothing else but fail.

Oh to be a Rockefeller.

Monday, August 24, 2009

i can't use aim

because a husky blind girl wants to be my boyfriend. maybe someday i'll figure it out.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

changes to everyday objects

a small hallucinogen added to every tube of chap stick/lib balm/gloss could do many wonderful things. imagine the middle schools inundated with hormonal pre teens tripping in an almost unified bliss. oh to be young again.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

not a big fan of my roommate's fat ass girlfriend.

this isn't the continental breakfast at howard johnson's. please stop eating my food.

Monday, August 3, 2009

the trap is set

to take over the world, starting with shark buildings!

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Saturday, August 1, 2009