My latest enemy: automatic flushing toilets.
I hate when I feed a toilet that flushes as soon as I stand up. There's no chance to inspect and marvel in your latest endeavour! The one thing in my life that is always a surprise is what my poo looks like, and I'll be damned if that's going to be taken away from me! I'm going to make a personal committment to try and never poo in an auto flush toilet again.
Good day to you, sir!