I hope it burns to the ground

LA is on fire. Have you heard? Looks like a baby mushroom cloud just sitting in the sky.

This might be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

this week I hate

batteries and brake pads. two things designed to do nothing else but fail.

Oh to be a Rockefeller.

i can't use aim

because a husky blind girl wants to be my boyfriend. maybe someday i'll figure it out.

changes to everyday objects

a small hallucinogen added to every tube of chap stick/lib balm/gloss could do many wonderful things. imagine the middle schools inundated with hormonal pre teens tripping in an almost unified bliss. oh to be young again.

not a big fan of my roommate's fat ass girlfriend.

this isn't the continental breakfast at howard johnson's. please stop eating my food.

the trap is set

to take over the world, starting with shark buildings!

theres also sharks in step brothers.

best bff tattoos.

...one day

(bad pic)