I'm glad I'm not Asian

asians are a weird people, no way around it. All I know is, I'm glad I'm not one of them.

my next order of business

is to get sweatpants fired. that should restore balance back in the universe.
i don't even want know hear his dumb logic on why he doesn't have to wash his hands when he comes out of the bathroom.

viva flannel season

n/t

The Beard Club gets an update

The beard club now has forums. Finally, a place where bearded men can talk to other bearded men about things that concern bearded men. And Al Borland.