If I ever meet Billy Mays, I know what I'll say to him. I'd tell him he was the reason I grew a beard. And, would he like a documentary made about his awesomeness.
People seem to like chuck norris these days, I don't know why. Billy Mays is clearly superior to him. Ever see chuck scream about a cleaning product so much that you feel you just have to buy it? Didn't think so.
Long Live Billy Mays.
