Rest In Power.
You were a light and inspiration to us all.
May you find the peace that was so impossible to find.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Autoflush
My latest enemy: automatic flushing toilets.
I hate when I feed a toilet that flushes as soon as I stand up. There's no chance to inspect and marvel in your latest endeavour! The one thing in my life that is always a surprise is what my poo looks like, and I'll be damned if that's going to be taken away from me! I'm going to make a personal committment to try and never poo in an auto flush toilet again.
Good day to you, sir!
I hate when I feed a toilet that flushes as soon as I stand up. There's no chance to inspect and marvel in your latest endeavour! The one thing in my life that is always a surprise is what my poo looks like, and I'll be damned if that's going to be taken away from me! I'm going to make a personal committment to try and never poo in an auto flush toilet again.
Good day to you, sir!
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
dreams about eric and nick club
Last night I had a dream that I needed emergency back surgery. Probably to keep my spine developing into some kind of terrorist, I'm not sure though. Anyway, I was in the waiting room of the hospital when the dr. came out and told me we have to begin the surgery immediately. I said we could begin as soon as I finished making a blog post about it. Dr. said no, but I pleaded my case. As they were dragging me into the back to start the operation, I remember screaming, "nick has to know what's happening! the club must be informed. I repeat, must be informed!" All this was happening while I was trying to log in on my iphone to make it all happen. crazytown.
also, my flannel has arrived. I can't wait for it to be cold so I can amaze everyone with its radness.
also, my flannel has arrived. I can't wait for it to be cold so I can amaze everyone with its radness.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Sick Flannel Alert
so sick. fall is out of control. buy it here
last weekend, my roommate recently modded his xbox 360 and free video games are always a plus. i'm really contemplating purchasing a playstation 3, what with this economy and all. i'm an idiot for having a 401k. oof. but i landed a legitimate job, so college can suck it.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
I'm glad I'm not Asian
asians are a weird people, no way around it. All I know is, I'm glad I'm not one of them.
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