I shower every 3 days

I didn't really plan on it becoming routine, but it did.

dreams about eric and nick club

Last night I had a dream that I needed emergency back surgery. Probably to keep my spine developing into some kind of terrorist, I'm not sure though. Anyway, I was in the waiting room of the hospital when the dr. came out and told me we have to begin the surgery immediately. I said we could begin as soon as I finished making a blog post about it. Dr. said no, but I pleaded my case. As they were dragging me into the back to start the operation, I remember screaming, "nick has to know what's happening! the club must be informed. I repeat, must be informed!" All this was happening while I was trying to log in on my iphone to make it all happen. crazytown.

also, my flannel has arrived. I can't wait for it to be cold so I can amaze everyone with its radness.

Sick Flannel Alert

so sick. fall is out of control. buy it here

last weekend, my roommate recently modded his xbox 360 and free video games are always a plus. i'm really contemplating purchasing a playstation 3, what with this economy and all. i'm an idiot for having a 401k. oof. but i landed a legitimate job, so college can suck it.

I'm glad I'm not Asian

asians are a weird people, no way around it. All I know is, I'm glad I'm not one of them.

my next order of business

is to get sweatpants fired. that should restore balance back in the universe.
i don't even want know hear his dumb logic on why he doesn't have to wash his hands when he comes out of the bathroom.

viva flannel season

n/t

The Beard Club gets an update

The beard club now has forums. Finally, a place where bearded men can talk to other bearded men about things that concern bearded men. And Al Borland.