my roommate stomps around

its pretty ridiculous.

stupid

so i bought one of those tree air fresheners for my car and its called "black ice." the name alone is pretty metal. needless to say i was stoked. so i assumed it'd be reminiscent of burning tires or the smell of fireworks. nope, it smells like axe body spray! what a rip, i mean i guess that cool because i've never partied with the cologne crowd.

also college is stupid, i'm back and i already hate it. russian criminals (and generally all successful thieves) are right, working is for idiots. maybe i'm just cranky because i have to wake up entirely too early than i'm used to in the past 5 years. on the plus side, dude in my math class looks like mitch hedberg

double also these matix business pants totally tits. get them here

college version 2.1

just picture me learin'
flossin a benz on rims that isn't stolen

Fiber

oatmeal and raisin bran eaten regularly has drastically improved my bowel movements. fyi

I haven't owned a comb

In over two years, I've been getting by using my fingers and the length adjustment jawn on my trimmer. But my hair is pretty long and unruly, so it might be time to cave. Should I go for a cheap ass black one from the liquor store, or get s fancy thang from target?

Reo Bailey Dennis

Rest In Power.
You were a light and inspiration to us all.
May you find the peace that was so impossible to find.

Autoflush

My latest enemy: automatic flushing toilets.

I hate when I feed a toilet that flushes as soon as I stand up. There's no chance to inspect and marvel in your latest endeavour! The one thing in my life that is always a surprise is what my poo looks like, and I'll be damned if that's going to be taken away from me! I'm going to make a personal committment to try and never poo in an auto flush toilet again.

Good day to you, sir!