Billy Mays

If I ever meet Billy Mays, I know what I'll say to him. I'd tell him he was the reason I grew a beard. And, would he like a documentary made about his awesomeness.

People seem to like chuck norris these days, I don't know why. Billy Mays is clearly superior to him. Ever see chuck scream about a cleaning product so much that you feel you just have to buy it? Didn't think so.

Long Live Billy Mays.

Boxer briefs

I don't know about your current underwear preferences, but I wish I tried boxer briefs earlier. They seem to solve my problem of the top of my asshole being exposed. And they're not nearly as tight as I thought they'd be. They're not loose, but they're not tight. They're super.

If you're looking for a change, try boxer briefs for a couple days.

salut.

PEPPERONI PIZZA HOT POCKETS

i don't know why or how, but these are so addicting. my favorite small meal/snack as of lately.
eating 3 boxes in a matter of 16 hours probably isn't good for my cholesterol. i'll figure it out sooner or later, i think i'll eat as many as i can to be a contestant on wing bowl next year.

SO LONG COLLEGE

a leopard can carry two times its body weight into a tree.

10 hit combo

Epic.

Professor Barksworth Found

The legend was found. Now his memory will live on as long as this blog.

Please discuss.

THE CARNIVAL WILL CARRY ON

this is the best picture i'll ever take on a camera phone while driving.