ranger

times were better when we were all jobless and in school.

losing friends sucks, tattoo removal really sucks.

the holidays suck

don't be caught snoozing in the early morning hours from a long night of boozing.

things i've almost gotten fired for:

-not buying the right brand of generic coffee creamer.
-not ironing the lab coats properly or pretreating them with a stain lifter.
-taking two days off for not having a car in drivable condition.
-sass mouthing the VPs.
-dressing like a slob.

things that have seemingly gone unnoticed:
-my friends faxing me gay porn.
-extended lunches.
-purchases on the company card.
-hiding glue traps in the ceiling and hiding in general.

i'm wasting away and not sleeping

thanks, sobriety.

corey feldman

that is all.

took ya long enough